Morcillo Lopez - El Cuarteto de Nos

yo soy morcillo lopez

y les voy a contar mi historia

resulta que

yo andaba paseando un día

por mi lindo montevideo

iba chupando un mate amargo

y morfando unos buñuelos

cuando en eso un par de tipos

se bajan de una limusina

me dieron cuatro patadas

me metieron a trompadas

y el termo se me hizo harina

me gritaron «desertor"en un acento

que nervioso me puso

me mostraron una foto

de un astronauta ruso

el tipo era igualito a mi

y dije chau, me confundieron

con mi mochila violeta

ahímarchéen una avioneta

pa' rusia muerto de miedo

morcillo lopez

siga su historia

morcillo lopez

que ustéya estáen la gloria

porque su hazaña

como ninguna

ser el primer uruguayo en la luna

enseguida que llegamos agarraron

me metieron en el cohete

mientras trataba de explicarles

que yo no era el tipo ese

y pensar que hacía un rato soñaba

con una playa de jamaica

ir al espacio no quería

porque sabría que me iría

peor que a la perra laika

y ahíprendieron los motores, si

y la nave despegó, no

yo no sabría explicarles, si

mi estado de frenesí, no, si

había un libro de instrucciones

pero estaba todo en ruso

y me tuve que arreglar con lo que la patrona

en mi mochila violeta puso

morcillo lopez

siga su historia

morcillo lopez

que ustéya estáen la gloria

porque su hazaña

como ninguna

ser el primer uruguayo en la luna

la patrona había puesto, que ironía

un cacho de ensalada rusa

y un vientito que entraba lo tapé

con un boleto de cutcsa

si faltaba combustible le echaba

en el tanque una grapita

y una palanca que no andaba la arreglé

usando la grasa de una torta frita

si venía un meteorito volando

yo le tiraba una alpargata

y pa no salir flotando

me atéel termo entre las patas

y por la gravedad yo solo podía

tomar mate con auxana

y por la radio que me hablaban

a esa altura ya sonaba el casette de araca la cana

morcillo lopez

siga su historia

morcillo lopez

que ustéya estáen la gloria

porque su hazaña

como ninguna

ser el primer uruguayo en la luna

vo roberto

y la canción como sigue

para cuando

como el día más glorioso

don morcillo ya se va

que morcillo no se olvide

me parecióver un grafiti que decía

que gardel nación en la luna

pero yo con la manija ya era

como un piloto de pluna

asíque cuando alunicéme dije

la patrona me traicionó

porque la única bandera que tenía pa clavar

era la de peñarol

morcillo lopez

siga su historia

morcillo lopez

que ustéya estáen la gloria

porque su hazaña

como ninguna

ser el primer uruguayo en la luna

y si amigas

amigas y amigos

que marginan este escenario de momo

morcillo lopez se va

se va

pero esto no va a ser un adios

sino un hasta nunca

porque el cuarteto

el cuarteto en su tren bala también se va

y no olvide

que por contrataciones

debe llamar al número

y como lo muchachada buchangera

yo también me voy

anda a cagar

I am morcillo lopez

and I'm going to tell you my story

it turns out that

I was walking one day

for my beautiful montevideo

I was sucking a bitter mate

and morphing some fritters

when at it a couple of guys

they get out of a limousine

they kicked me four times

they punched me

and the thermos turned into flour

they yelled "deserter" at me in an accent

how nervous it made me

they showed me a photo

of a Russian astronaut

the guy was just like me

and I said bye, they confused me

with my violet backpack

there I went on a plane

for russia scared to death

morcillo lopez

follow his story

morcillo lopez

that you are already in glory

because his feat

like none

to be the first Uruguayan on the moon

as soon as we arrived they grabbed

they put me in the rocket

while trying to explain

that I was not that guy

and to think that a while ago I was dreaming

with a Jamaican beach

go to space did not want

because I would know that I would go

worse than laika bitch

and there they started the engines, yes

and the ship took off, no

I would not know how to explain, yes

my state of frenzy, no, yeah

there was an instruction book

but it was all in russian

and I had to make do with what the boss

in my violet backpack he put

morcillo lopez

follow his story

morcillo lopez

that you are already in glory

because his feat

like none

to be the first Uruguayan on the moon

the boss had put, what an irony

a piece of Russian salad

and a little wind that came in I covered it up

with a cutcsa ticket

if there was no fuel, he would put it

in the tank a grapita

and I fixed a lever that didn't work

using the fat from a fried cake

if a meteor came flying

I threw an espadrille at him

and to not float out

I tied the thermos between my legs

and because of gravity I could only

drink mate with auxana

and on the radio they spoke to me

at that point the cassette of araca la cana was already playing

morcillo lopez

follow his story

morcillo lopez

that you are already in glory

because his feat

like none

to be the first Uruguayan on the moon

vo roberto

and the song as follows

when

like the most glorious day

don morcillo is already leaving

that morcillo do not forget

I thought I saw some graffiti that said

that gardel was born on the moon

but I was already with the handle

like a moon pilot

so when i woke up i said

the boss betrayed me

because the only flag that she had to nail

it was the one from peñarol

morcillo lopez

follow his story

morcillo lopez

that you are already in glory

because his feat

like none

to be the first Uruguayan on the moon

and yes friends

friends and friends

that marginalize this scenario of momo

morcillo lopez leaves

it goes

but this is not going to be goodbye

but a see you never

because the quartet

the quartet on their bullet train is also leaving

and don't forget

that for hiring

you must call the number

and like the buchangera girl

I'm leaving too

go shit