El Deforme - El Cuarteto de Nos

Nací deforme tengo el rostro deformado

Con mala suerte me parieron de costado

Perdí el cuello, tengo el hígado colgando

Y el doctor dice que soy un resfriado

Como no tengo ojos al médico no lo veo

Como no tengo orejas a este tipo no lo siento

Como no tengo boca no pude insultarlo

Cúreme doctor

Tengo una pierna, la del primer paso

Dejé mi brazo colgando de un pasamano

El intestino grueso es mi otra extremidad

Y el doctor dice que todo es por la humedad

El dice muy sereno que siga su tratamiento

A base de pastillas, coca o áquel linimento

Alguna vez así podre mostrar mi cara

Cúreme doctor

Mi nariz es un agujero en el costado

Y la cabeza me pesa demasiado

Me alimentan por un caño en la vejiga

Y el doctor dice que tome dos aspirinas

Con este aspecto no puedo conquistar chiquilinas

Ni siquiera hacer favores a las abuelitas

Soy un monstruo que asusta a las mujeres

Máteme doctor

I was born deformed I have a deformed face

With bad luck they gave birth to me on my side

I lost my neck, my liver is hanging

And the doctor says I'm a cold

Since I don't have eyes I don't see the doctor

Since I don't have ears, I don't feel this guy

Since I don't have a mouth I couldn't insult him

Heal me doctor

I have one leg, the one from the first step

I left my arm hanging from a railing

The large intestine is my other limb

And the doctor says it's all because of the humidity

He says very calmly that he continue his treatment

Based on pills, coca or that liniment

Sometime so I can show my face

Heal me doctor

My nose is a hole in the side

And my head is too heavy

They feed me by a spout in the bladder

And the doctor says to take two aspirin

With this aspect I can not conquer chiquilinas

Not even doing favors for grannies

I'm a monster that scares women

kill me doctor