Es Loco - El Chojin

Atención, atención

Esto no es un simulacro

Repito esto no es un simulacro

Por favor acérquense a la salida más próxima

Y mantengan la calma, insisto mantengan la calma

Tien-tienen que salir de aqui ahora mismo

Est-esto no ahhh!

Atentos que viene, le he visto hacer cosas raras

Cuando habla todos se extrañan porque no pueden ser normal, ¡Es!

Como juntar dinamita con los genes de James Brown

En un escenario enorme en medio de un huracán

Es loco, se atreve a meterse con todo

Que tipo de tipo angustioso podría tener tanto en el coco

Juran que le han visto solo haciéndole el amor al folio

Y han salido montones de engendros sonoros, ¡Huid!

Dicen que come cabezas

Y que no hay un solo tema que no le pueda hacer escribir

Nunca duerme, pero más inquietante es saber que

Posee el carisma que incluso puede hacerme creer

No es broma, es tan serio como parece

Campa a sus anchas y ahora podría estar acechandote

Cualquier precaución será poca, pongan atención

Si pueden evítenlo, insisto, créanlo

Es loco, por favor no se arriesguen y huyan

Es loco, atranquen puertas y ventanas

Es loco, reporten si creen que le han visto

Es loco, deberían de cojerme y encerrarme

Seguro que quieres sentir simpatía por el tipo ese

Es porque no han llegado a conocerle, creedme

Es un demente, pedante, siempre pendiente de hacerle

Creer a la gente la historia más sorprendente que invente

No es un truco

Es absurdo hacer caso a sus bulos, no creáis nada en absoluto

Tiene la mente podrida de tanto pensar en rimas

¡Para!

…creía que venia

Cuando habla de drogas su voz primero mola

Pero antes de darte cuenta te ha causado adicción

No es ni mensaje ni flow, es otra cosa

Es más bien manipulación, coge mentes y las destroza

No es una broma, es tan enserio como parece

Campa a sus anchas y ahora podría estar vigilandote

Cualquier precaución será poca, pongan atención

Si pueden evítenlo, insisto, créanlo

Es loco, por favor no se arriesguen y huyan

Es loco, atranquen puertas y ventanas

Es loco, reporten si creen que le han visto

Es loco, deberían de cojerme y encerrarme

Señoras y señores

Hay ciertas patologías mentales que si que pueden contagiarse

Paso a enumerar los síntomas de esta en concreto

Si alguno siente alguno, por favor no espere

Acuda urgentemente a los campos de emergencia

Es muy importante que entiendan que la cosa es muy seria

Deberán preocuparse en caso de que

De que algunos de ustedes hallan notado algo, como…

Si tienen ganas enormes de mover la cabeza

Con fuerza, al compas del ritmo que suelta este tema, ¡Uo!

Sienten que de repente entienden que suficientemente

Potente esta musica como para escucharla fuerte

No es broma, es tan enserio como parece

Campa a sus anchas y ahora podría estar vigilandote

Cualquier precaución será poca, pongan atención

Si pueden evítenlo, insisto, créanlo

Es loco, por favor no se arriesguen y huyan

Es loco, atranquen puertas y ventanas

Es loco, reporten si creen que le han visto

Es loco, deberían de cojerme y encerrarme

Attention attention

This is not a simulacrum

I repeat this is not a drill

Please come to the nearest exit

And keep calm, I insist keep calm

Y-you have to get out of here right now

This-not this ahhh!

Be careful, he's coming, I've seen him do strange things

When he speaks everyone is surprised because they can't be normal, it is!

Like gathering dynamite with the genes of James Brown

On a huge stage in the middle of a hurricane

He's crazy, he dares to mess with everything

What kind of angsty guy could have so much in the boogie

They swear they've seen him alone making love to the folio

And lots of sound monsters have come out, Run away!

They say it eats heads

And that there is not a single subject that cannot make him write

It never sleeps, but more disturbing is knowing that

Has the charisma that can even make me believe

It's not a joke, it's as serious as it seems

Roam freely and now it could be stalking you

Any precaution will be little, pay attention

If you can avoid it, I insist, believe it

It's crazy, please don't take chances and run away

It's crazy, lock doors and windows

It's crazy, report if you think you've seen him

It's crazy, they should fuck me and lock me up

You sure want to feel sympathy for that guy

It's because they haven't gotten to know him, believe me

He is insane, pedantic, always waiting to make

Believe people the most amazing story you invent

it's not a trick

It is absurd to pay attention to their hoaxes, do not believe anything at all

His mind is rotten from thinking about rhymes

For!

...I thought it was coming

When he talks about drugs, his voice is first cool

But before you know it, it's got you addicted

It is neither a message nor a flow, it is something else

It's more like manipulation, take minds and destroy them

It's not a joke, it's as serious as it seems

Roam free and now he could be watching you

Any precaution will be little, pay attention

If you can avoid it, I insist, believe it

It's crazy, please don't take chances and run away

It's crazy, lock doors and windows

It's crazy, report if you think you've seen him

It's crazy, they should fuck me and lock me up

Ladies and Gentlemen

There are certain mental pathologies that can be spread

I will list the symptoms of this in particular

If anyone feels any, please don't wait

Urgently go to the emergency camps

It is very important that they understand that the thing is very serious

They should worry if

That some of you have noticed something, like…

If they have a huge desire to move their heads

Strongly, to the beat of the rhythm released by this song, ¡Uo!

They feel that they suddenly understand that enough

Powerful this music to listen loud

It's not a joke, it's as serious as it seems

Roam free and now he could be watching you

Any precaution will be little, pay attention

If you can avoid it, I insist, believe it

It's crazy, please don't take chances and run away

It's crazy, lock doors and windows

It's crazy, report if you think you've seen him

It's crazy, they should fuck me and lock me up