Prikaze - Edo Maajka

Bio sam u kafani kod Debelog, to je selo do mog

Opet smo se zarakijali

Tekmu gledali, navijali, plakali, smijali

Dok smo meze imali, e a kad je nestalo meze

Poče' pričat' bezveze

Debeli radi sranja, rek’o kumu da me odveze

Kum mi kaže: «Ne može», pio pive češke

Šta ću rek’o: «Ljudi, odo' ja sad kući pješke»

A noge mi teške, sve je to od cuge

Čeka me tri kilometra, imam četiri pljuge

Nema mi druge, moram kroz ono polje, do američke baze

Pa od šumarka do groblja

Moram pratit' eno one tam' četiri staze

Pičim ja, a mjesečina prati

Već sam blizu baze, čuju se agregati

Tu ću se popišat' i usput istegirat'

Ma ništa za to, nek' me tuži američki NATO

Nek' me tuže kad sam p’jan, boli me briga

Nek' mi sada rade šta god 'oće

Nek' me sada vide kako rigam

'Ajde izađ'te svi iz baze da vas prebijem

Jeb’o li vas onaj šupak Eminem, da vas jeb’o

Proš'o sam kraj baze, ulazim u šumarak

S desne strane mi od potoka jarak

Sve je oko mene mračno i to mi je strašno

Pogledam na sat, ono 12 sati tačno

Nešto iza mene šušnu, ja stade k’o pod ručnu

Pogledam iza sebe reko': «'Ko ga jebe!»

Nastavim dalje iza mene šušti k’o ludo

Od straha mi se već uvuklo moje desno mudo

Ma reko': «To je ludo, Edo ti ne vjeruješ u ove stvari

Sjeti se priča o prikazama što pričaju stari!»

Okrenem se naglo, totalna tišina

Nastavim hodat' dalje, iza mene čuje se živina

Čuje se stampedo, neki glas se dere: «Edo, sad si gotov!»

Počeo sam trčat' k’o da u guzici imam motor

Od silnog straha počeo sam molit' Allaha, Isusa i Krišnu,

Od silnog straha u gaće ja pišnu'

Reko': «Smiri se Edo, sve je to, ba, u tvojoj glavi.»

Pogledam desno, vidim tam' nešto je u travi

To je sigurno, ma reko' sigurno neki pas

Kad se začu glas, kaže: «Maajka, eto nas!»

Tješim se k’o fol, sigurno je alkohol

Sigurno kumova trava, u svakoj kosti mi strava

Rek’o sam sebi: «Edo, sve je OK

Sjeti se one knjige od one Louise Hay

Misli pozitivno, evo, tu je kraj Šumarku.»

Začu se glas, kaže: «Drugi put ćemo ti jebat' majku.

Hahaha…»

Bom-bom — Mi smo prikaze!

Bom-bom — Ne traži dokaze!

Bom-bom — Nemoj tražit' nas!

Bom-bom — Vrišti na sav glas!

Još kilometar do kuće, a srce mi tuče

Groblje je lijevo, reko': «Sad sam još gore najeb’o.»

A možda i nisam, ja sam jedan dobar insan'

Možda ima sreće pa da mirno završi veće, al' neće

Iz jednog mezara izlazi nešto k’o para

Tu se nešto ukazalo djedu, pričala mi stara

Na putu ispred mene izleti crna mačketina

Vidim je jasno, već sam rek’o osvjetljava mjesečina

Joj, joj, Bože moj, mačka na putu

Čeka me, ne bježi, kad sam joj priš'o, ona reži

Prolazim kraj nje, pravim se, ne obraćam pažnju

Razmišljam o pecanju, mesu na ražnju

Razmišljam o muzici, o Laninoj guzici, hip-hop-u

A jebena mačka me prati u stopu

A onda se začu, onako glas k’o u plaču

Kaže: «Na tebi je red, zadnji put ti se izvuk’o djed.»

Sijed, blijed počnem trčat', do kuće sam par koraka

Vidim upaljeno svjetlo, dobro, budna je majka

«Otvaraj stara!

Stara, de' otvori vrata!»

«Tiše, Edo sine, znaš da spava ti tata!»

Trebalo je dva sata da se smirim, familiji da kažem

Svi su mislili da umišljam, serem i da lažem

Jedina koja mi vjeruje sve ovo je moja majka

Jedino ona shvaća zašto se i sada bojim mraka

Bom-bom — Mi smo prikaze!

Bom-bom — Ne traži dokaze!

Bom-bom — Nemoj tražit' nas!

Bom-bom — Vrišti na sav glas!

I was in a tavern near Dele, it's a village next to mine

We were raking again

They watched the match, cheered, cried, laughed

While we had the meze, what about when the meze ran out

He started talking nonsense

Fat for shit, he told the godfather to take me away

The godfather tells me: «No,» he drank Czech beer

What will I say: "People, I'm going home now on foot"

And my legs are heavy, it's all from the booze

I have three kilometers to go, I have four plows

I have no choice but to go through that field to the American base

Well, from the grove to the cemetery

I have to follow those four tracks there

I drink, and the moon follows

I'm already close to the base, the generators are heard

I'll pee there and stretch along the way

Nothing for that, let American NATO sue me

Let them sue me when I'm drunk, I don't care

Let them do whatever they want to me now

Let them see me belch now

Come on, everyone, get out of the base so I can beat you up

Did that asshole Eminem fuck you, yes he did

I passed by the base, entering the grove

To the right of the stream is a ditch

Everything around me is dark and it's scary to me

I look at the clock, it's exactly 12 o'clock

Something is rustling behind me, I stand as if under the arm

I looked behind me and said: "Who the hell is he?"

I continue on behind me rustling like crazy

My right testicle has already retracted from fear

Ma said: "That's crazy, Edo, you don't believe in these things."

He remembers the stories about the stories told by the old men!"

I turn abruptly, total silence

I keep walking, I hear poultry behind me

A stampede is heard, a voice shouts: "Edo, now you're done!"

I started running as if I had a motor in my ass

Out of great fear I began to pray to Allah, Jesus and Krishna,

I'm peeing in my pants from sheer fear

He said: "Calm down Edo, it's all in your head."

I look to the right, I see there's something in the grass

That's for sure, it's definitely a dog

When a voice is heard, he says: "Mother, here we are!"

I console myself like a fool, it must be alcohol

Surely the godfather's weed, I fear in every bone

I said to myself: "Edo, everything is OK

Remember that book by Louise Hay

Think positive, this is where the end of Šumarko is.»

A voice was heard, saying: "Another time we will fuck your mother."

Hahaha..."

Bom-bom — We are the views!

Bom-bom — Don't look for evidence!

Bom-bom — Don't look for us!

Bom-bom — Scream at the top of your voice!

Another kilometer to the house, and my heart is pounding

The cemetery is on the left, he said: "Now I'm even worse."

And maybe I'm not, I'm a good person'

Maybe he'll be lucky enough to finish the council peacefully, but he won't

Something like steam is coming out of one grave

Something appeared to grandfather there, the old woman told me

A black cat flies out on the road in front of me

I can see it clearly, as I said, the moonlight illuminates it

Oh, oh, my God, a cat on the road

She's waiting for me, don't run away, when I approached her, she growled

I walk past her, pretending, not paying attention

I think about fishing, meat on a spit

I'm thinking about music, Lana's ass, hip-hop

And the fucking cat is following me

And then there was a sound, like a crying voice

He says: "It's your turn, last time your grandfather got away with it."

Gray-haired, pale, I start running', I'm only a few steps away from the house

I see a light on, okay, mother is awake

"Open it old man!

Old woman, open the door!"

"Quiet, Edo son, you know your dad is sleeping!"

It took two hours to calm down, to tell my family

Everyone thought I was imagining things, bullshitting and lying

The only one who believes me all this is my mother

Only she understands why I'm still afraid of the dark

Bom-bom — We are the views!

Bom-bom — Don't look for evidence!

Bom-bom — Don't look for us!

Bom-bom — Scream at the top of your voice!