Run That Shit! - Edan

(This is a special dedication…

Y’know what I’m sayin'?

Smooth it out…)

Now I’ma tell you off the bat what this jam is about

It’s 'bout stealing people’s shit and leaving them ass out

Whether stranger or relative, a friend or a foe,

I like jacking motherfuckers when I need some dough

I ain’t the type of individual to hold a job

I’d rather snatch a sucker’s chain for the gold involved

Ain’t working at McDonald’s, you can suck my dick

Matter of fact give me a burger and the keys to your rip

Now I’ma drive around town in a brand new Maxima

See a hitchhiker, bam!

now I got a passenger

Asked him where I lived while I looked at his gear

He told me it was close and I should make a left here

Dude was looking busted but he had a nice watch

Some shit that I was liable to gaffle and rock

So I said hold up and parked the car on Fifth

And said «the watch and your money bitch, run that shit!»

I want them color TV’s…

And all your ugly fucking clothes…

A burger with fries…

I want that diamond ring…

I want the money in your pocket…

I want a strawberry shake to go…

Yo check it out

Now I knew this kid Barry, yo, we went way back

Me and Barry used to chill at the crib and smoke crack

We was technically related 'cause he married my daughter

He would come to the crib when he needed some water

Barry was ugly, bad breath but real cool

We would sit on the stoop and reminisce about school

And the things we used to do just to make ends meet

Like the credit card scam and selling drugs on the street

I didn’t think nothin' when my man started flossing

Rocking alligator boots and an 80-dollar walkman

I figured he was schemin', just stacking his loot

Then he came into the crib in a three-piece suit

He said «yo man, I landed this government job»

I was thinking to myself he’s a sucker or slob

«You're bullshitting, Barry!"he said, «naw, it’s legit»

He pulled out a thousand dollars, I said «run that shit!»

I want the money in your pocket…

I want them glasses…

Yo give me that bagel, I’m hungry…

Yo, the color television, stereo…

Yo, give me your socks, man…

Oh, them kicks?

Looking dope…

Want that jacket, let me see that shit…

Run it

I was walking down the block, just minding my own

When I saw this bangin' biddy with the caramel tone

I said my name is E, yo, I’m all alone

And I’m looking for a girl to get naked and bone

She said, «I love a man that’s firm and direct

Let’s go to my apartment and have some sex»

I said «bet.

Yo bitch, what kinda ride you got?»

Then she grabbed me by the wood and I was hard as a rock

When we got to the spot she got down on her knees

I was thinking 'bout the pussy and the color TV

She was playing with the coochie as she started to strip

She was sucking my dick, I busted off on her tits

Then I got up, put my shit back in my drawers

There was come on her face, she was lying on the floor

Then I pulled out my toolie and I aimed it at her lip

I said «earrings and the stereo, run that shit!»

Yo, I want all your money…

Fuckin' jewelry…

I want the ice in the freezer…

Give it up, skeezer…

I want all that shit, run that shit

Don’t say shit, just run that shit

Yo your pet dog, run that shit

Your earring, run that shit

Your little brother, run that shit

Yo, your drumstick, run that shit

Fried piece of chicken, run that shit

Yo, your gear, I want that shit

My name is Edan and I steal kids' shit

Yeah, yo run that shit

Word… this goes out to all the motherfuckers

That don’t know how to earn a decent fuckin' buck

So they gotta steal from kids

Hell yeah!

Yo… Stealing is the way… to go…

That’s how you get all your shit

You ain’t gotta pay for SHIT!

Yo, Edan, I’m out

Fuck yeah, yo