Salt Lake City - Dwarves

There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you

Except the one thing that you want me to

We went across the mighty Rio Grande

And saw Disneyland and the sea, you and me

But there’s one thing I’ll never do

Not even for you, not even for you

Not even for you

I’m not going to Salt Lake City

I’m not going to Salt Lake City

I’m not going to Salt Lake City

There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you

Except to walk among the Osmond crew

I know you’re planning for a latter day

And you can’t betray what you know, in Provo

But there’s one less town on the globe

And if you must go there you’re going alone

Not even for you, not even for you

Not even for you

I’m not going to Salt Lake City

I’m not going to Salt Lake City

I’m not going to Salt Lake City

Even if they tell me I can stay

Even if they resurrect my brain

I don’t wanna go there, I don’t wanna go insane

I’m not pure and I’m not pretty

And I’m not going to Salt Lake City

I’m not living in Hello Kitty

And I’m not going to Salt Lake City

I’m not…

Oh no, well I’m not…

Yeah yeah, well I’m not…

Oh no, well I’m not…