I Masturbate Me - Dwarves

That’s why I started off slow

And then they get with the flow

And I know you been there too, yourself

Why do we want what we want?

How do we ever get caught?

I’m through with looking for someone else’s help

It’s myself

Myself

Myself

And nobody else

I masturbate me

Set the whole human race free

Yeah, it’s nothing but fun

And it’s two on the one who could never hate me

I’m like a jerk?

?

cool herk

I’m ready to work it, till it hurts, in the dirt

And when I’m sleeping alone

Or get a call on the phone

It’s like I’m talking to myself, and nobody else

I masturbate me

In stroke I create me

Yeah, it’s nothing but fun, looking out number one

What you done me, lately?

I masturbate me

Like a Catholic escapee

Touch the hand of the man with the gland

In the band in the stand

When they rape me

And when I think about you… (x4)

I masturbate me

Set the whole human race free

If I live or I die, I can spit in the eye of fate

When they rape me

I masturbate me

In stroke I create me

Yeah, it’s nothing but fun

And it’s two on the one who could never hate me

And when I think about you… (x4)