Mexicoma -

I went to party’s and went all night

In Margaritaville in summertime

The strip in Vegas was one hot scene

Still only Tijuana got the best of me

I saw Darth Vader

Sponge Bob, the Undertaker

Whole lot Tequila

I was adios

You can say what you wanna

But nothing get me hotter

When I ate the worm down in Mexico

Slept through Jamaica 'cause a «roll yer owns»

They knew me down in Cuba as Pinocchio

I saw the World through bloodshot eyes

Still only Tijuana got me by surprise

I saw Darth Vader

Sponge Bob, the Undertaker

Whole lot Tequila

I was adios

You can say what you wanna

But nothing get me hotter

When I ate the worm down in Mexico

Whoa whoa!

That little critter

Tequila swimmer

He was better off left alone

N' I’m pretty certain

That I’ll be hurtin'

When he finally gets me home

I don’t know we’ll be drivin'

But they’re gonna need a bigger boat

Sammy Hagar’s «Cabo» on the table

(1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, floor!)

Dos cerveza’s by a Sen~orita

The line is busy open up the door

(For all our friends!)

Darth Vader

Sponge Bob, the Undertaker

Whole lot Tequila

I was adios

You can say what you wanna

But nothing get me hotter

When I ate the worm down in Mexico

Well I’m drunk and in jail

Hence this little tale

I’m makin' bail but before I go

I got the lesson

Rednecks can’t be messin'

With the damn worm down in Mexico

What was we thinkin?

Ain’t never gonna do that again

Who we kiddin'

'Course we’re gonna do that again