Goodnight - Dry Cleaning

During what was probably the longest two and a half months of my life

After a near death experience

I could not sleep

I was on edge at all times

And the only thing that kept me going was Saw Two

My cat died three months ago at seventeen years old

When this song plays I can remember the good old days

When I was a kid how we played together with my cat at home alone with my

brother

And all the good days I had with her

Good night sweet princess

She said, «Have you ever spat cum onto the carpet of a Travelodge»

Unwanted oils

I keep fit running after my kids

Imagine being able to stack the odds of lasting love entirely in your favor

How dare you I’m the best at what I do

How fucking dare you, don’t touch me

You stole my childhood CDs you fuck

I need you all to shut up

I’m going through a tough time

Some bitch with a plaster on her face is laughing at me?

Friday nights in 91−92

Getting the 6:15 Thameslink from Farringdon to Leatherhead with this on my

walkman

This song makes me remember being at my Grandparents house

On the swing I had in the backyard

I must have been three or four years old

Sometimes there’s also a particular smell that activates this memory for me

Something like the smell of rain on thundery days

Anyway I had been swinging for hours trying to reach higher and higher

And I felt like the king of the universe

Everything was so easy

Everyone was alive

And they looked so happy

I miss my grandmother