The Party - Drake Bell

Was Gary Oldman

Ever married

Ever married to

Uma Thurman?

And the actress who was in The Road

Could you tell she wasn’t

Really german?

I don’t know

That’s what she asked me

Last night at the party

Was almost at the door

She’s driving me crazy

But baby, I know she wants me

And that’s for sure

I said

«Give me just a minute

And I’ll take the elevator

To your floor»

I’m fairly certain Audrey Hepburn

Smoked a cigarrete

Out on this terrace

And paparazzi hid behind

That statue they say

She brought back

From Paris

Oh is that so?

That’s what she told me

Last night at the party

Was almost at the door

She’s driving me crazy

But baby, I know she wants me

And that’s for sure

I said

«Give me just a minute

And I’ll take the elevator

To your floor»

I don’t mean to brag

You know?

But a while ago

I dated Leonardo

But he left me after

On his yard

He caught me making out

With Jared Leto

Oh is that so?

That’s what she told me

Last night at the party

Was almost at the door

She’s driving me crazy

But baby, I know she wants me

And that’s for sure

I said

«Give me just a minute

And I’ll take the elevator

To your floor»

Baby, I know you want me

Don’t lock the door

I said

«Give me just a minute

And I’ll take the elevator

To your floor»