Best Friends - Dr Syntax, Pete Cannon

We’ve had

Our Ups and downs

But its good to know

You’re a friend of mine

You might think you’ve got some good friends

They’ve got nothing on my friends

They’re probably trying to rob you right now

Do you even know where they are?

I don’t think so

Let me tell you about my friends though

Let me tell you why my mate’s better than your mate

He’s like the unofficial rodey on my tour dates

He always sells my t-shirts and my CDs

And even the prettiest girl wouldn’t get a freebie

I didn’t tell him to, he does it off his own back

Walking up to anyone, that dude’s got some gonads

I feel guilty when he’s grinding all night for nothing

He’s like «don't worry mate, just buy me a pint or something»

And if his wife’s got a friend who looks ripe for crushing

Then his advice is me, Benny, «He's nice, you’ll love him»

He’s the type of guy you’ll never find by the dozen

I get the overwhelming sense that it’s right to trust him

Cause he’s my don, my homie, my brosef

He’s the number one, the only, the dopest

As long I can

As long as there’s a sofa in my home, he won’t be homeless

Let’s hear for you best friends, your best, best, best friends

Let’s, let’s hear for you best friends, just for you best, best friends

Let’s hear for you best friends, let’s hear it for your friends

Let’s hear for you best friends, Let’s, let’s hear for you best friends

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah

It’s like, like Doc Sinners and that man Pete innit

Like on a best friend 'ting bruv'

You get me?

Don’t f*** about cuz', it’s standard

Best friends mate

What you know about them?

Life ain’t right without them

Best friends from the ends?

Oh, yes we are

Sharing sweeties and ciggies and even a car

Cause there is nowt wrong with up your mates, its true

That’s the reason we bring these songs to you

It ain’t about being macho or hard 'n that

It’s about sharing and caring and cleaning the flat

Cause friends are forever, no need to stress

Cause who needs to rest when you’re best of the best

I remember one time, I was stuck in Bristol

No money for the train, s*** didn’t look wilful

I called my best mate, oh yeah he’s wicked

He phoned the train station and payed for the train ticket

See we’re mates, yeah, and that’s what’s up

But we ain’t soft b****, we’ll still fuck you up

But we’re nice, come join us

Befriend us kid because we really understand what friendship is

(Best friends)

Let’s hear for you best friends, your best, best, best friends

Let’s, let’s hear for you best friends, just for you best, best friends

Let’s hear for you best friends, let’s hear it for your friends

Let’s hear for you best friends, Let’s, let’s hear for you best friends