Cock Block - Dr. Syntax

You’ve been on it all night

Putting in the work, it was going alright

You were prying her with pints

Hoping you could make a connection

Yeah, she was smiling it was nice

She likes you, and she’s probably right to

You live nearby and you’re possibly a nice dude

I mean, I don’t know you, you could be a scumbag

But when she smiles at you, I can see it that you love that

Maybe one day you will get her to come back

And later get married, start knocking out rugrats

But tonight though, you’re not in control

Cause she saw me and dropped you, like you were a hot coal

See, me and her had a thing in the past

But that’s all it really was, just a fling in the past

She’s nice, a little bizzare

We had a good time, I didn’t really think it would last

We had a couple of dates, fun and games

Then one thing lead to another, but it was nothing great

I said I’ll ring you and I left it at that

Knowing very well that I had no intention of that

But despite that in my mind we managed to stay friends

And she agrees with me but just not in the same sense

Because now she wants me to repeat the performance

And I’m afraid that means you get completely ignored

That’s why I’m sorry

See it was never my intention to stop you

I know you think that’s what I wanted but it’s not true

I feel like in a sense that I’ve kind of robbed you

I didn’t plan it if I’m guilty of a wrong move

You put a coat in and then you waited in a long queue

All that work done and look where it’s got you

I know you’re probably thinking that I’m gonna mock you

But I never set out to c*** block you

You got that thing going where you tell a joke and she laughs

And then your hand reaches over, starts stroking her a**

But it’s done with restraint, you’re not groping it hard

Then quickly rip it away when the moment has passed

But each time the hand lingers a little longer

The palm pushes and the fingers will grip it stronger

Great stuff, you think you’re gonna make love

Until some p**** comes along and fucks your game up

The thing is while you’re there feeling tortured

To me, the whole situation is completely awkward

I don’t wanna lead her on again, cause she’s sort of my friend

I’ll just end up feeling awful again

However, she is rather pleasant

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like the attention

I can feel your eyes glaring at me full of spite and resentment

But still, I might try her for seconds

I know it’s not much fun

Every single man must have got stung once

But I’m young and I’m dumb and I’m as drunk as they come

And I’ve stepped on your toes now so what’s done’s done

So I’m sorry

See it was never my intention to stop you

I know you think that’s what I wanted but it’s not true

I feel like in a sense that I’ve kind of robbed you

I didn’t plan it if I’m guilty of a wrong move

You put a coat in and then you waited in a long queue

All that work done and look where it’s got you

I know you’re probably thinking that I’m gonna mock you

But I never set out to c*** block you

See it was never my intention to stop you

I know you think that’s what I wanted but it’s not true

I feel like in a sense that I’ve kind of robbed you

I didn’t plan it if I’m guilty of a wrong move

You put a coat in and then you waited in a long queue

All that work done and look where it’s got you

I know you’re probably thinking that I’m gonna mock you

But I never set out to c*** block you