Roy Rogers - Dr. Strangely Strange

I asked Roy Rogers, would he lend me his horse

And he said, «Yes of course, I can lend you my horse»

I’m galloping heroically over the plain.

You know that I was never seen

Again.

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I asked Jessie James would he lend me his chaps and he said, «Well, yes

Perhaps»

And here’s Brother Frank who was meaner than hell

Threw me down a wishing well

And here’s Brother Frank who was meaner than hell

You know, he threw me down a wishing well

I asked Bathsheba to take off her clothes and find some repose from her

Neighbors

She smiled as she slipped right out of her zips, saying, «Why thank you

Good neighbor»

And she asked if I’d like to come back again and she’d tell me exactly what

Her name was

She asked if I’d like to come back again and she’d tell me exactly where

The blame was

I asked Lloyd George if he’d lend me his hat and he said, «mm hmm, but keep

A straight back»

He put his arms around my shoulders and he taught me how to sing

Fradalildee, fradalildee, he taught me everything X2

I asked Rupert Bear, «Just what should I do with all this folding paper?»

He said, «Better leave them dead, do it now, not later»

And he kissed fair Jane, she was the queen of the may, and smiling through

His face he blew the afternoon away

And he kissed fair Jane, she was the queen of the may, and grinning through

His teeth he blew the afternoon away

I wrote this song on my bank overdraft, a noble piece of craft, oh sown in

The perfect shop

And the sub manager says that I owe lots of bread, hey that’s no way to

Treat your friend.

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