Monkey - Dr. Frank

I’m sorry I misplaced your monkey

It was a careless thing to do

But are you aware I spend all my spare time

Missing you?

And I know you’ve been dreaming

Of a simian surprise

And all I ever do is think about you

And your lovely eyes

But I love you more than words can say

And words can say a lot

Though often they do not

I contemplate you day and night

More beautiful than any star

I’m your mate, you’re my mate

And we don’t need some primate

To show us what we are, right?

But I still owe you a monkey

And I’ll get on it right away

But you may regret it if you ever get it

They’re mischievous, so they say

But I love you more than anything

And if that sounds too vague

I’d cut off my left leg for you

And I’d avoid other girls like the plague

If you were here I’d beg you to stay

What more can I say?

Happy Monkeyless Valentines Day