Haircut - Down By Law

Pearl Jam clones

Are everywhere

Fuck that shit, go cut your fucking hair

Seattle sound is all around

But where’s the huevos I want in that sound

'Cause I don’t wanna hear it

Everybody’s trying to make it

Heard it all a million times

Grab the brass ring before it falls down

Wish they’d all just go away

Go to the Whisky

See a band

Just add an «L»

And you’ve got «bland»

All those bands just sound the same

And they all look like they’re so fucking lame

'Cause I don’t want to hear it

Everybody’s trying to make it

Heard it all a million times

Grab the brass ring before it falls down

Wish they’d all just go away

Pearl Jam clones

Are everywhere

Well fuck that shit, go cut your fucking hair

Not one word original

Not one word original

Not one word original

'Cause I don’t want to hear it

Everybody’s trying to make it

Heard it all a million times

Grab the brass ring before it falls down

And then they all fall down

They all fall down

They all go down

And they all go down

Grab the brass ring

Find the pot of gold

Grab the brass ring

Find the pot of gold

Grab the brass ring

Find the pot of gold

Grab the brass ring

Find the pot of gold

(Except Nirvana.)