Holiday Inn - Dollar Signs

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

For once you can get drunk

And someone else will have to clean your mess up

You’re making out with a girl you just met

And then you stop to text your girlfriend

«I love you

And I can’t wait to see you after the weekend»

And I’m drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

The anarchists need Sbarro

Five bucks a can

No one throws out the gutter punk

Even though he smells like shit

No one here loves you

But they all might think that you’re cool

If you drink PBR out of your shoe

And I’m drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

Everything happens for a reason

Sometimes that reason is

You’re stupid and you make terrible decisions

You’re stupid and you make terrible decisions

You’re stupid and you make terrible

And I’m drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn