Wondering - Does It Offend You, Yeah?

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My pen’s a flame thrower

My eyes glazed over

Why am I chain smoking?

Who needs Beethoven?

Who should I take a pop at?

Call me Jake LaMotta

I’m a crossbreed of Chopper Reid and Ray Liotta

Planet Hotmail, crash like Roswell

This is planet hostile, its Lee Harvey Osworld

I see scared people because I see no fair leaders

I see dead people because I see shared needles

Its all liposuction.

It’s all thigh reduction

It’s all filofaxes and nice bible bashing

Let the fat kids try it, it’s called the Atkins Diet

And all this advertising’s kind of patronising

Wrapped in Klein and polo sport

But the truth stays quieter than a coma ward

I keep on seeing Bill Hick’s ghost;

he says world war four will be fought with

sticks and stones

Wondering

Is this there all there is

Since I was, since I began to be

Wondering

Is this there all there is

Since I was, since I began to be

Must be my greatest triumph

My face lit up by the lightning as I watch all the ravens fly off

In my grave I turn, but what did I die of?

Next to the flowers propped up it’s my biog

It took a lot to compile

So have a read and see, it’s all there is chronological file

Rocks fall from the skies

We chant war cries

As dance round the fire like lord of the flies

They think you need a shrink to relate

But all you need is the strength to throw a sink through the wall and escape

Why place a gun up to my head and end all of it?

When I can turn water into wine and then walk on it

Germ warfare we’ve been warned of it

Soon kids will take packed lunches and gas masks to school with them

But shit, surely someone should sue someone

Holy jihads, batman someone should do something

Wondering

Is this there all there is

Since I was, since I began to be

Wondering

Is this there all there is

Since I was, since I began to be