Scumbag - Dirty Laundry

I thought a lot about

This girl in high school

I bought her roses

I thought I was so cool

I thought I was so nice

I even brushed my teeth

But when I asked her out

Her words were very brief

Get a job. Get a life. Get a dog to be your friend

Cuz there ain’t no reason for you to pretend

You’ll never get a girl, you’re as ugly as can be

And I’m so beautiful you’ll never be with me

Now I’m not very shy

I still had confidence

Then I find another girl

It was just coincidence

If at first you don’t succeed

Then just try again

Then I asked another girl

And that’s when she began

Get a job. Get a life. Get a dog to be your friend

Cuz there ain’t no reason for you to pretend

You’ll never get a girl, you’re as ugly as can be

And I’m so beautiful you’ll never be with me

So as I’m trying to deal

With my self esteem

My world goes crashing in

And along came the scene

With her hopes oh so high

She had a plateful

But when she asked me out

I said, «Who me? I’m way too cool!»

Get a job. Get a life. Get a dog to be your friend

Cuz there ain’t no reason for you to pretend

You’ll never get a guy, you’re as ugly as can be

And I’m so beautiful you’ll never be with me

Get a job. Get a life. Get a dog to be your friend

Cuz there ain’t no reason for you to pretend

You’ll never get a guy, you’re as ugly as can be

And I’m so beautiful you’ll never be with me