Lucky Dog - Dirty Laundry

I guess I should feel lucky that

I’ve got a girl with so much class

Because without her love I’d die

A death from which I cannot lie

A pain of sorrow from within

My chest and my heart

My pain would rip open my chest

If we were ever to part

I’m a lucky dog

Cuz she keeps me well fed

Pats me gently on the head

Tucks me softly into bed

Trims my hair when I shed

Teases me and makes me beg

I can’t help but hump her leg

I’m a lucky dog

Ooo baby, look at me

I’m as lucky as a dog can be

So stuff my face with a doggie biscuit

I’m gonna take an hour long shit

I’m a lucky dog

Cuz she keeps me well fed

Pats me gently on the head

Tucks me softly into bed

Trims my hair when I shed

Teases me and makes me beg

I can’t help but hump her leg

I’m a lucky dog

I’m a lucky dog