Open Mic - Dirt

May know me as Ted the 23

Tired of these teachers failing me

Missed it back in 5 th grade when all I made was as n bs

I always sucked at those

spelling bees

All I knew was my a b cs

But now all I hear is «Ted come up and sign your detention please»

But I’m like

Fuck a detention

Fuck ya suspension

And did I mention

I’m tired fucking English 3 with these college definitions

And this dress code man y’all boys trippin

Wear my hood won’t catch me slipping

And I do not like Spanish next time I swear I’m skipping

Favorite period is gym class

Although half these niggas suck ass

Full court I swear I will not pass

These niggas are fucking sorry

Lord knows half of em can not guard me

Swear I feel like I’m lebron Mj, ai, kobe and Barkley

Teachers here got no sense

Ted the 23 and prince

They may kno me as prince

But sometimes i think teachers a lil tence

Walk in da class late got a detention

My teacher says next step may be a suspention

I say wat the hell i dont need kno supervision

And my nigga ted yell «man yall niggas trippen»

Get off my dick please and im asking politly

Next step i swear ima get the slicing

My nigga ted and i are in a situation

Ima cook it up and rap just like sum fucking bacon

We spiting like its nothing on the fucking track

Man idgaf wat u saying

Terry high school is wack

i cant even walk into terry without them talking bout dress code

man they ass so strict its like they got us in a cole hold

ms.

tillman try to give us a test every weak

but her ass cant even speak

man half theses teachers aint nun but hurt

man sumbody needa grind terry in the dirt

wen teachers yell at me i fake like im going to the nurse

teachers try to give me detention but i say tht shitt dead lik I buried it nd

put it in a hurse

Pray I catch these teacher lacking

Me my niggas we snapping

Ted

School lunch is fucking nasty

Cafeteria is fucking trashy

Lunch lady’s are old ashy

Shit they give us

Have yo ass cramped up and gassy