King Carp - Didjits

Pull my line up, pull my line

I dive the deepest, I’m King Carp

And you know I really dig your sexy legs

Yeah, I’m the fish with the bad drug problem

I’m the fish with the brand new car

1964 'Cuda, I think

'Cause I am the king of the fish (King Carp, King Carp)

I am the baddest dude (King Carp)

And you know what my fins can do

Yeah, I’m diving just for you

On my way back to land

I have to reach out my hands

To cushion and guard me as I hit the fine, warm sand

And as I play a tune

A fish joins in on bassoon

And sports a stylish hairdo like Vidal Sassoon

'Cause I am the king of the fish (King Carp, King Carp)

I am the baddest dude (King Carp)

And you know what my fins can do (King Carp)

And I’m diving just for you

Big fat fish floats down to the bottom

Big fat fish floats down to the bottom