Curmudgeon - Devours

Nostalgia’s the worst

Who even needs to give a fuck about the 90s anymore

Yet I can’t get enough of it

Remove my bones and shove me back inside my parents VCR

Chorus: Guess I got what I wanted

I dug my own grave

And now I get to compete with

The new millennial angst

I’m always underwhelmed x4

Find me a man

Who passes the test

Who’s willing to watch Basic Instinct and Candyman on VHS

Chorus: Because I got what I wanted

I dug my own grave

And now I get to compete with

The new millennial angst

I’m always underwhelmed x4