Earth -

I know!

Raised before the sky bleeds

For we are, we are light!

I wallow… but I’m not sorry at all!

The Planet Smasher…

A creature with a voice so powerful, one word can destroy galaxies, universes!

One utterance of the most powerful sonic force of anything, anywhere can defeat

Blattaria!

Way out in space and far from home

Who’s the maker?

Who’s the man?

Who’s the maker?

Who’s the man?

It’s your way out…

Raise before the night bleeds

A man will come and be flown away

Come forth as the time needs

Free in the universe

Night, the infinite darkness.

The death of a star.

These things will all come

to pass unless Ziltoid and the humans are victorious

We’re on our way… follow!

All gone astray?

We fly!

Legend has spoken of the Planet Smasher in hushed tones…

The size of 50 elephants, a huge gaping maw baring rows of dagger-like teeth!

Claws that could tear a human in half with a single, effortless swipe!

Eyes that burn like a hellish furnace!

Get a hold of yourselves, humans…

And prepare.

He.

is.

COMING!

Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…

Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…

Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…

Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…

On the horizon, a looming shadow begins to appear

THE PLANET SMASHER

Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…

Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…

Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…

Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…

HE HAS ARRIVED!

He’s so cute!

Haha!

No, no, no… He’s terrifying!

No, no, no… Just look at him!

… He’s so FUZZY!

No, seriously, don’t provoke him!

Well, as it turns out, the Planet Smasher is just a little guy…

Furry, and about the size of a football

And with the most adorable little toes… you could just eat them up!

The stage is set…

The immensely powerful, though admittedly cute as a button Planet Smasher

Is wielded carefully by the humans.

Ziltoid leads the army, and it has been

decided that he will be given the weapon at the right moment

Ziltoid is the only one capable of summoning the Smasher’s mighty roar

But is even he strong enough?