Howard - Dent May

Howard Abbey sang

Rock and roll songs

Out on the road until it

All went wrong

He’s been down since

The band broke up

Singing them songs got

Em all chocked up

Howard’s going bald now

He feels like a hack

He thought that he was

Burned out

But he’s back

Howard

Howard

Howard’s got a one man show

Howard

Howard

Howard’s got a one man show

Making that money always

Felt so good

Living the life like

A young man should

Playing all night getting

Stoned all day

Howard Abbey don’t

Feel so great

Howard’s getting fatter

He’s rusty in the sack

Nothing really matter’s

Cause he’s back

Howard

Howard

Howard’s got a one man show

Howard

Howard

Howard’s got a one man show

LA LA LA

LAA LAA LAA

LA LA LA

Ladies and gentlemen

All the way from

Oxford, Mississippi

Howard

Howard

Howard

Howard’s got a one man show

Howard

Howard

Howard’s got a one man show

Howard’s got a one man show