Los reyes son los padres - Def Con Dos

Papá Noel ha muerto asesinado

Santa Claus ha muerto empalado

El rey Gaspar ha muerto descuartizado

Los niños ya no tienen a quien pedir los regalos

El ratoncito Pérez es seropositivo

Se lleva los dientes de los niños con el virus

Los reyes son los padres, pero están divorciados

Ya no tienes a nadie a quien pedir los regalos

Tu madre es una puta, tu padre es un borracho

Y tú vendes kleenex en el semáforo

A ver a quién le pides ahora los regalos

Los reyes son los padres, pero están arruinados

Les has quitado la pasta para pillarte el jaco

Y los camellos vienen del Oriente Lejano

¡¡Eh, colega!

Me llamo Paco

Dame un poco de jaco

Ya no me queda ni un duro

Pero invítame a un poco de burro

No creas que tengo morro

Porque, colegui, hazte un porro

No me digas vaya, vaya

Y hazte ya una raya

Ya que vas de coleguilla

Dame ya una pildorilla

No te creas que soy fino

Deja el mechero para encender el chino

Chino mentiroso, chino mentiroso

Deja en paz al Sendero Luminoso

Santa Claus has been murdered

Santa Claus has died impaled

King Gaspar has been quartered

Children no longer have anyone to ask for gifts

The tooth fairy is seropositive

He takes the teeth of children with the virus

The kings are the parents, but they are divorced

You no longer have anyone to ask for gifts

Your mother is a whore, your father is a drunk

And you sell kleenex at the traffic light

Let's see who you ask for the gifts now

The kings are the fathers, but they are ruined

You have taken away their dough to catch the jaco

And camels come from the Far East

Hey buddy!

My name is Paco

Gimme some jaco

I don't have a penny left

But buy me some donkey

Do not think that I have a nose

Because, mate, make yourself a joint

Don't tell me go go

And make yourself a line

Since you're going as a colleague

Give me a little pill

Don't think I'm fine

Leave the lighter to light the Chinese

Chinese liar, Chinese liar

Leave the Shining Path alone