Swahili Bob - Deadbolt

Swahili Bob would do a strange thing

He’d sit there and make the telephone ring

You pick it up, and he’s talkin' to you

Just sitting there--his lips would not move

Swahili Bob was a real scumbag

He did his phone tricks dressed up in drag

The filthiest things would come from his mouth

He ran a bisexual puppet show way down south

Swahili Bob

Swahili Bob

Swahili…

Bob would show up at a party dressed in red

While waving a dead chicken over his head

Swahili Bob was a talented guy

Who’d want to kill him?

I don’t know why

Swahili Bob did his phone trick one night

Pissed off some bikers, started a fight

They cut out his tongue and nailed it to the wall

Swahili Bob will never again call

Swahili Bob will never again call

Swahili Bob