Dear Abby - Dead Kennedys

Dear Abbey,

Got a problem.

I’m a decent, underpaid hardworking county coroner.

It’s important that my family eat meat at least 3 times a week.

But we can’t afford to with the prices the way they are.

So I bring home choice

cuts

from my autopsy subjects.

Just mix in the Tuna Helper… and TA-DA!

The Whole family thinks my new meals are delicious.

They ask me what’s my secret.

Abby, I think they are getting suspicious.

My smart ass 8 year old keeps asking,

Where’s all the meat?

The red dye #2 kind that’s kept in the fridge

If they found out the truth I don’t think they’ll understand.

Abby, what do I tell my family?

DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman.

Make sure

the body is blessed and everything should be just fine… just fine