Join the Gang - David Bowie

Let me introduce you to the gang

Johnny plays the sitar, he’s an existentialist

Once he had a name, now he plays our game

You won’t feel so good now that you’ve joined the gang

Molly is the model in the ads

Crazy clothes and acid full of soul and crazy hip

Someone switched her on, then her beam went wrong

Cause she can’t switch off now that she’s joined the gang

Arthur is a singer with a band

Arthur drinks two bottles just before he goes on stage

Look at Arthur rave, all the kids are paid

They want to see the croaking man who joined the gang

You won’t be alone, we’ve all got beery grins

It’s a big illusion but at least you’re in At least you’re in This club’s called The Webb, it’s this month’s pick

Next month we shall find a place where prices aren’t so stiff

15 bob a coke, 'fraid that’s past a joke

This is how to spend now that you’ve joined the gang

This is what to do now that you’re here

Sit round doing nothing all together very fast

Psychedelic stars, throwing down cigars

They’re picking up the joints now that they’ve joined the gang