Fullaschidt - Danny!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, yeah

Y’all niggas is shady, really got me goin' crazy

Ooo-ooo-ooo, I know, I know

Y’all bullshitted me for the last time, yeah

Monday morning, just wakin' up

Someone’s cooking bacon up in the kitchen, it’s been

A hot minute since I had some pork

«You want some food?»

Not spinach, you’ll get stabbed with a fork

«Sorry dude, I think I got the last bit of bacon»

I looked up in his face, punk-ass bitch was fakin'

But I wanted some juice;

I looked up in the fridge

And this nigga had the bacon hidden under the fruit

I swear to God, yo there’s nowhere to hide

It’s like they’re always tryin' to pull the wool over my eyes

This one chick I never mentioned before

Was like, «You wanna come with me and my friends to the store?»

Cool, I said «yeah», I saw no harm in it

Told her that I’d meet her in the dorm room in four minutes

Showed up, had the biggest surprise

She’s like, «C'mon guys, Danny said that he’d give us a ride!»

Huh?

I can’t stand it, it’s scandalous

The way they try to dismantle this man with this shit

You can’t bullshit the bullshitter

But I’ve been bullshitted so many times, I need a cool pitcher

Of water, so I can calm the fuck down

It’s all just a game to these clowns, Round Three

I wouldn’t have to put up with half of this crap

If I was packin' a Mac like Richard Roundtree, uh

This one chick tried to play me short

I had her screamin' on the phone 'til it made ME hoarse

I said, «Why come you don’t call me no more?

I thought we was close», bitch got defensive as shit

She’s like, «Chill nigga 'cause I dropped my phone

And I lost my phone numbers, I’m 'bout to get yours though»

Damn near pulled a hamstring

When I called her two weeks later and she said the same damn thing