Bindi Irwin Apocalypse Jam - Dan Kelly

the forces of cool may shout me down

but here is some gold from ye olde brain town

i was busting some laps across the pond

bending my thoughts to a world gone wrong

thinking i will retire to be under the sea

just ringo and terri

bindi and me

and jimi’s there too

laying it down

big bubbles of sound

so we all don’t drown!

singing oo wee oo wee

bindi and me bindi and me

oo wee oo wee

apocalypse jam under the sea

i’m not looking for love, just company

and she can explain the world to me

from the littoral zones to the dock of the bay

we can avoid the woes of the day

i do desire to be under the sea

ringo and terry, bindi and me

i’m gonna let it ring out

on my coral kazoo

it’s an undersea jam

what else can i do?

oo wee oo wee

bindi and me bindi and me

oo wee oo wee

apocalypse jam under the sea

it’s not appropriate to share our beds

although humankind’s hangin by a thread

i will hang with the mermaids instead

and together we will ride out the crash

under the cover of the eastern trash

dancing all night by the coast of mauritious

under the lights of the deep sea fishes

underwater guitar solo

diary entry 603

another dull day in our coral sanctuary

ringo’s messed up on jellyfish tea

and bindi’s bad fashion is getting to me

once i desired to be under the sea

and i will let that be a lesson to me

i will swim to the surface

climb a dead tree

and let the tornados

take care of me!

oo wee oo wee

bindi and me bindi and me

oo wee oo wee

apocalypse jam under the sea

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