Dan's Christopher Walken Impression - Dads

You told me you love the beach

Set off an A Bomb at every coastline

When you told me you love the grass

I set off weed killer through all the water pipes

When you told me you love the sun

I sent astronauts to extinguish it

AAAAAAASTRONAUTS to extinguish it

When you told me you loved me, I imploaded from the stomach out

When you told me you loved me, I imploaded from the stomach out

When you told me you loved me, I imploaded from the stomach out