If Things Were Opposite - D-Trix

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Waking up, at the crack of dark.

Judge my girl by the size of her heart.

I’m getting cramps, it’s that time of the month.

(If things were opposite)

Walking into work, i’m late.

My boss is mad he’s filled with hate.

He says «Good job, you get a raise» Thanks!

(If things were opposite)

Two hot girls are getting it on.

All these guys think that’s just wrong.

My dad left, me at birth.

(But that’s not opposite)

Go to church to worship satan.

In the back, caught masturbatin'.

That rhyme will send me to heavan (Yeah!)

(If things were opposite)

Cool is hot and hot is cool.

Repeating rhymes that rhyme is cool.

Singing beats off beat is cool.

(If things were opposite)

Go outside to walk my cat.

Look at my feet they are hands.

My dad still left me at birth.

Son

Dad?

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

I’ve always been here, and I will always be here.

Really?

…No

(And that’s not opposite)

Yooo

Mine don’t check, mine don’t check

Just be your boy coming straight out of the gate of community.

You know what i’m not saying?

Hehehehe

Fo' real tho, if things were opposite?

Things would look a little something like this.

Here we don’t go.

Giving birth (Would look like this)

Losing weight (Would look like this)

High death (Would look like this)

Wood like this (Would look like this)

Drive thrus (Would look like this)

Eating food (Would look like this)

My childhood (Would look like this)

(If things were opposite)

Now break it up…

Guys would never cheat on their girls,

There would be no war in our world,

Except if gay, wouldn’t be gay,

The name of your god would be okay.

Racism, would never exist,

On your knees pray to Jesus,

Allah, Buddha, no one at all,

You’re never wrong for who you call.

No one would judge, the color of our skin because we are one.

My father would be with his son, my father would be with his son.

I hate you dad.

Don’t you ever come back.

I will never forgive you for leaving.

I hate you more than anything in the entire world.

…If things were opposite…

Son

Dad?

No

You’re mean like this!

Lyrics posted by: Maygah