Probation - D.R.I.

They set the rules

They want me to break

Take all my money

Set me straight

Then they confine me

Make me check in

Analyze my piss

Ask me where I’ve been

They send me to classes

That say I’ve been bad

Take some more money

Prove to me I’ve been had

And they’ll keep on trying

To straighten me out

And the more that they try

The more I doubt

This system of corrections