TV Christmas - D.I.D

Gonna have a TV Christmas

Everything is on the list

Of course I got the card you sent

I ripped it up mid argument

Gonna have a TV Christmas

You said I’d been a narcissistic piece of ****

And now I’ve made my bed that I will lie in

And it’s been a real hard year

But I’ve been a good boy

And you’ve been a real tough cookie

You’ve been a killjoy

And it’ll be a White Christmas

But baby I’m white noise to you

Gonna have a TV Christmas

Think about the girls I’ve kissed

The but I forget

Delete them on the internet

Another dinner frozen stiff

I hit my head on the floor of the kitchen

I emptied out the gin reserves

The last gift that I deserve

It’s been a real hard year

But I’ve been a good boy

And you’ve been a real tough cookie

You’ve been a killjoy

And it’ll be a White Christmas

But baby I’m white noise to you

I’ve been a good boy

And I’ll be a good boy

I’ve been a good boy

And I’ll be a good boy

And it’s been a real hard year

But I’ve been a good boy

And you’ve been a real tough cookie

You’ve been a killjoy

And it’s been a real hard year

But I’ve been a good boy

And you’ve been a real tough cookie

You’ve been a killjoy

And it’ll be a White Christmas

But baby I’m white noise to you