Queensland University - Custard

Me, I studied psychology in Brisbane in the 1980's

At Queensland University

«Oh I will shut you up badly»

Said my neighbour to my other neighbour

«I will tell your mum,» she said

And then there was some yelling

And a glass was thrown

And later, I heard the vacuum cleaner

And went back to watching 'The Voice'

I never, I never, I never ever watch 'The Voice'

And Ricki-Lee is not an authority

Ricki-Lee is not an authority

Ricki-Lee is not an authority

And shortly, before the new millennium

I went to the fortune teller

And she said: nothing I do would be good

Until 2012

So I, I never tried one bit

Well maybe I shoulda

Yeh maybe I should, Oh

But what if, but what if, but what if, the fortune teller was right

And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong

Still Ricki-lee is not an authority

Ricki-lee is not an authority

Ricki-lee is not an authority

And if the sun exploded

We’d still have 8 minutes of light

If the sun exploded right now

We’d still have 8 minutes of light

And I’d say that I love you

And everything will be alright

Yeh baby I love you

And everything will be alright