Pinball Lez - Custard

Pinball Lez is shacked up

With Nan’s girlfriend

Reconditioning pinballs

He farms them out again

The word on the street is suggesting

Things aren’t so great

At the St. Lucia residence

Things are pretty quiet at night

And no-one seems to be

Answering the phone

Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)

The pinballs need you

Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)

I promise the school-kids won’t tease you

Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)

The cops will understand everything

Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)

The casinos are rigged to beat you

Lez has given up

He’s moving out to Stanthorpe

Swidden agriculture

Things are pretty quiet at night

Out in the fields today

No-one seems to be

Answering the phone

Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)

The pinballs need you

Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)

I promise the school-kids won’t tease you

Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)

The cops will understand everything

Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)

The casinos are rigged to beat you