Roll-on Deoderant - Crywank

Well I’m your roll on deodorant honey

Put me under your arm

I’m not stingy like a jellyfish so I won’t do you no harm

Well I’m your roll on deodorant baby

I’m specialist goo

You can buy me from a superstore and roll me all over you

Well I’m your roll on deodorant hubby

I’m like a small bald man

I’m an antiperspirant that does not come in a can

Well I’m your roll on deodorant darling

And I smell artificial

I’m a dangerous nuclear weapon, I’m a super fragrant missile

I spent 3 weeks in a factory and 4 days on a shelf

And now I’m on your dresser for the foreseeable future

I spent 3 weeks in a factory and 4 days on a shelf

And now I’m on your dresser for the foreseeable future

Well I’m your roll on deodorant sexy

Silky fine to the touch

Soft and squishy like a teddy bear or a reservoir of pus

Well I’m your roll on deodorant poo poo

Kestrel for a knave

I’m a never-ending worm squiggling through a rave

I spent 3 days in a factory and 4 weeks on a shelf

And now I’m on your dresser for the foreseeable future

I spent 3 days in a factory and 4 weeks on a shelf

And now I’m on your dresser for the foreseeable future

Well I’m your roll on deodorant pal

And I’m all inclusive

I’ve got full control of your mind but I promise I won’t abuse it

Yeah I got you a present, can you guess it?

it’s me!

I’m roll on deodorant and I’m gonna roll all over your body

Factory

Shelf

Foreseeable future