Nostril Tampon - Crywank

Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again?

I swear this happens every month;

Mum and Dad, they hooked me up

Oh man is this thing rubber or plastic?

Or maybe a dead guy’s;

is that why it doesn’t grow?

Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys

Can I feel it through my ballsack?

I can feel it in my nose

Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys

Can I feel it through my ballsack?

I can feel it in my nose

There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses

And this thing on my front just disguises

My mother’s insecurities

Young girls makes her feel old

Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys

Can I feel it through my ballsack?

I can feel it in my nose