Apple Man - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Michael Mcmillian

I’m an apple man

I’m an apple man

No other fruit can do quite what an apple can

Toss me that apple, Stan

'Cause I’m an apple man

They’re marvelous in the morning

They’re lovely late at night

They’re delectable in the daytime

An apple always tastes just right

So you can keep your banana

In your pineapple cabana

I’d never be caught

Chompin' on a kumquat

Tell that to your friend, Susannah

From Tallahassee to Spokane

From Madagascar to Japan

I’m sticking to my one-fruit plan

'Cause I’m a Gala Red Delicious Cortland Fuji McIntosh Granny Smith Ambrosia

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