Allergic To Myself - Cows

He was my friend, but what the fuck?

I slapped him down cuz it was fun.

I stole his girl, I knocked her up,

I had my fun.

I’m allergic to myself

She kept the kid, went on the dole,

I took her checks, I spent it all.

Went in my lungs and up my nose,

She loves me so.

I’m allergic to myself

And now the kid’s a fucking brat,

Just like his dad a fucking rat.

He hates his mom, he thinks I’m great.

What can I say?

I’m allergic to myself

It cracks me up, it makes me scratch.

He’s still my friend, she’s always back.

I’m allergic to myself.

To myself.