Messalina - Countess

Ancient Rome, Caligula’s reign

Days of decadence and lust

Utter indecency, complete immorality

Wanton vice and total depravity

Constant orgies, evil conspiracies

Sex and murder went hand in hand

Countless abortions, many poisoned

A veil of sin did cover the land

Amidst the schemes, lust and hate

A woman rose to great heights

Of noble ancestry, imperial blood

A soul untainted by the Christian god

Married at twenty, to cousin Claudius

At the court she rose to power

No man saf, from her desire

Hr insatiable lust made men cower

Messalina

Queen of sluts

Messalina

Empress of desire

Messalina

Harlot of the gods

Messalina

Seductress and liar

Caligula died, through assassination

Weak old Claudius now the emperor

His wife still burned, with lustful fires

Truly a woman of dark desires

Her elderly husband, always unaware

Of his young wife’s sexual prowess

Tricked by her, to execute her foes

Rivers of semen flowed for the mistress

A legendary prostitute, she did challenge

To a shameless contest of copulation

Debased fornication, all through the night

She still was going when long it was light

The gods themselves, couldn’t speculate

How many men she satisfied

The greatest slut, in the world’s history

No perverted impulse she ever denied

Messalina

Queen of sluts

Messalina

Empress of desire

Messalina

Harlot of the gods

Messalina

Seductress and liar

After a decade, of marital mockery

The empress plotted to kill her husband

Devious scheming, with her lovers' aid

But the risks she took were too great

Her conspiracy foiled, by Claudius' men

Yet her lustful legacy, lives to this day

Just thirty years old she was executed

For this saint of evil black prayers we say

Messalina

Queen of sluts

Messalina

Empress of desire

Messalina

Harlot of the gods

Messalina

Seductress and liar