Miss Information - Cotton Mather

Bad manners

Bad grammar

If I could find the door, I would run

I’m just listening to Miss Information

She’s so pretty

She wants a date with me

And now I can’t get her to shut up

I’m just listening to Miss Information

Miss Information

Doesn’t know my real name

Miss Information

Have you no shame?

She’s a mystic

A writer and critic

Ooh, she must have read a book once

I’m just listening to Miss Information

Miss Information

Doesn’t know my real name

Miss Information

Have you no shame?

I’ve got something to say

But she says out of my way

There can’t be room here for both of us

I’m just listening to Miss Information