Wild Humans - Cosmo Jarvis

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Wrap it up and give it a name

Matters what it is not

Long as when it’s a teen

It doesn’t smoke

Pot like the rest of us

Drink like the rest of us

Curse like the rest of us

Raise it up and treat it the same

As you were at that age

Better teach it to read

Look beyond that page

Read the small print

Gotta read the small print

No-one reads the small print

Send it out and get it a job

Work it to the bone

Is he pulling his weight?

He doesn’t have a home

You didn’t raise him right

Tv didn’t raise him right

He didn’t raise him right

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Shut it up, you’re making it cry

Now that he is a her

Guess it didn’t fit in

Just another waste-

Er like the rest of us

Drink like the rest of us

Curse like the rest of us

Cheer it up and give it a smile

With your middle finger

Now that he is a man

He will be called

Sir like a teacher

Hate all the teachers

Leave all the teachers

Split it up and send it away

Therapy now of course

He hates you ‘cause he can

A child of divorce

Like the rest of them

Kiss like the rest of them

Kill like the rest of them

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Wild humans for sale

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Brush it up and give it a slap

He’ll never find his world

Because he is a boy

And the rest of them are

Girls with maturity

They only like maturity

Doesn’t have maturity

Dig it up and buy him a stone

He never a made a change

And now that he’s gone

You wish you never

Paid like a mother should

Like a father should

Die like a human should

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Wild humans for sale

But the souls will cost you extra

Wild humans for sale…