Prayer For Profit -

See the preacher on my TV

He is telling lies to me

Says my soul can be set free

As long as i pay a nominal fee

Evangelists

With dollar signs in their eyes

Speak the word of god

But they’re telling lies

Ripping off

The elderly

It’s prayer for profit on your TV

Believe in god and the words he speaks

Empty your pockets at least once a week

Collection plate comes, better make a donation

Pay through the teeth for eternal salvation

Make out your checks to Jesus Christ

Installment plan for the afterlife

Jesus saves all who asks

As long as you’ve got the cash