Straight Outta Compusa - Commodore 64

Straight Outta CompUSA

A translucent DJ named Goodbeats

I butcher sucka MCs and eat all their good meats

Dell™ motherfuckers must die when I get that urge

No surge protector will protect my surge

Cause I’m off the cuff, and I’m sick of this shit

Backing up these pussy-ass whiteboy pricks

Smoke my stash, kick rhymes till I crash

I fuck girlie MCs in their backside cache

I’m the fucking Mac Daddy

Not a candy-ass Tandy

DJ perpetrators, they can’t even stand me

Gonna kill your crew with my CPU

My FPU means fuck you too

Goodbeats got the biggest damn cock

And a hundred thousand shares of Apple stock

I’m large and in charge like Paul Sorvino

Kick your ass back to Cupertino

Fuck 486s when I get jungle fever

Get them all panting like golden retrievers

It’s getting that time: to plug and play

I fuck a 68K and then I throw her away

I’m the Goodbeat pimp and I jack off like a chimp

I just keep going til my hard disk is limp

Tanz, Haus, and Spirn… girly rappers ain’t hard to earn

They just stupid ass Jews without fucking clues

Break their necks like the Talking Moose

D is for Dope cause suckas just can’t cope

J is for Juice cause I’m chocolate mousse

Good, since I am very, very Good

And Beats, you milking on my teats