Ronald's Diet - Climate

Drive time makes me crotchety

Here in this towns

The laws are there too long

To enforced lightly

Why cannot they get the traffic lights

Timed like the way Ronald drives

Stopping at lights is no fun

When there is no-one to hit

Eating times makes me crazy

Here in this towns

The laws are there too long

To enforced lightly

Why can’t they fix the food items

Like Ronald eats daily

Eating is no fun when

You have got no on to chew it out

And they know

Oh yes, thy know

All the foodstuffs

That make Ronald grow

Give him carrots for his hair

Give him corn for his health

Give him milk for his bones

Give him meat for his brain

Give him chili for his soul

And if he choose

He mixes food with other things

And if he chews

He masticates all kinds of food

And if he eats

He feels so full from hair to feet

And if he please

He digests all these things with ease

Making Ronald out of meat

Making Ronald out of milk

Making Ronald out of bread

Making Ronald out of fruits and vegetables

And he will always have some thing to eat

But he’ll missing those things in return

And they know oh they know

All the food groups that make Ronald grow