The Wine -

There are 300 steps to my bed

And I’ve had too many bottles of wine

Maybe I’ll sit here and rest for a while

And then I’ll be fine for my climb

The wine, the wine

Don’t blame the wine

Blame the man who sleeps in my bed

Tonight I will sleep on the beach

'Cause I’ve had too many bottles of rum

Maybe I’ll sit here and rest for a while

And wait for the dawn of the sun

The rum, the rum

Don’t blame the rum

Blame the man who sleeps in my bed

My whole life’s been a torid affair

'Cause I’ve had too many bottles of gin

Marriage and babies were never for me

But neither is living in sin

The gin, the gin

Don’t blame the gin

Blame the man who sleeps in my bed