I Don't - Circle Jerks

I don’t smoke, I don’t drink

I don’t never have no fun anymore you see

I don’t lose any sleep

Worrying about the state of the economy

'Cause the world is turning slowly

But I can’t find the time to do anything

If the rest are sharing something

Then I’m just a lonely minority

I don’t work I’m a blob

No I can’t wake up and I won’t

I don’t cook I don’t clean

I don’t have the energy for the scene

And I don’t got no car

I don’t worry 'bout the price of gasoline

'Cause the world is turning slowly

I can’t find the time to do nothing

If the rest are sharing something

I am just a lonely minority

I don’t work, I’m a blob

no I can’t wake up and I won’t

News is coming on (I’m watching Three’s Company)

I can’t get no girls (they don’t know how to talk to me)

Get my washing done (been wearing the same clothes for a week) YICH!

Gotta get up early (set the alarm for three)

In the afternoon (you'll find me sitting by the t.v.)

I’m really cool somebody please (turn up the heat)

I don’t smoke, I don’t drink

I don’t never have no fun anymore you see

I don’t lose any sleep

Worrying about the state of the economy

'Cause the world is turning slowly

I can’t find the time to do nothing

If the rest are sharing something

then I am just a lonely minority

I don’t work I’m a blob

No I can’t wake up and I won’t