Interlude 3 - Christmas Queens

Wow!

That really cheered me up

Or maybe its just these rum balls, mmm

Give me those you little monster!

Feeling better thanks to the song

The drag queens decided to take matters into their own hands

And pushed the bus to the closest service station

About a mile up the road

They pushed the bus?!

Yes, you do realize that drag queens are men, right?

Anyhow

When they finally got to the service station they got some bad news from Billy

Bob

The stereotypically stupid inbred white-trash auto-mechanic

Ironically played by an african american drag queen

(We're really pushing the envelope here people)

Sorry to tell ya’ll this

But looks like you little ladies are leaking tranny fluid

I’m offended

I’m triggered!

Micro-aggression

Well, I ain’t sure of none of that means

On the count of the fact that I dropped outta school

In third grade like my mom and dad and my first cousin

Y’all are gonna need a new transmission

Oh well, go ahead and stick it in

Well I wish it was that easy

Would it help if I put this bag over her face?

Wh-what I mean is, I’m gonna have to order the part

And it won’t be here 'til tomorrow

Damn!

That stinks worse than the crotch of Trixie Mattel’s pantyhose

That’s okay girls, you know what?

We deserve some time off

And we’ll make it to our next show in plenty of time

In the meantime, I’m going to take this opportunity

To rehearse my new song

Wait, you… rehearse?

Oh God!

She’s not going to sing, is she?