W.U.G. - Chris Fleming

Ever know a guy for a while

One on one

And you’re like, «wow, why can’t I make things work,»

«With this guy socially, what’s wrong with me?»

You’re dripping with sweat

And you feel so inept

It really sucks

You start second guessing yourself

You just can’t find the groove with him

You scrounge around to fill his long pauses

You’re working hard, getting nowhere

Like a spider in a toilet bowl

But then something magical happens

You see someone else interacting with him, interacting with him

And they’re struggling the same way that you were

Then you realize he’s the problem, not you

He’s just a wildly unlikeable guy

You’re fine, you’re fine, you’re fine

He’s just a wildly unlikeable guy

You’re fine, you’re fine, you’re fine

Oh!

Everyone’s soul leaves their body when they talk to this guy

So I won’t feel guilty when my body remains

But my soul’s on the beach like Andy Dufresne

After I make a joke and he doesn’t laugh but he says:

«There's actually some truth to that…»

Don’t blame yourself for feeling like you just ran a 5k

After trying to make it work with this fair enough-er

'Cause that person talking to him now

Is also in a deep screeching hell

It’s like a PT Cruiser came alive and then it read 'The Game'

You ask him questions you know the answers to

«Were fairy tales originally darker than the versions we know today?»

Just to keep the ball in the air

«Yes, in Hans Christian Anderson’s 'Little Mermaid', she actually dies in the

end, and Flounder had a gambling addiction.»

Oh, thank God, that should buy me two minutes of regulated breathing

He talks with his eyes closed for so long

Do you think I have time to run a quick errand without him noticing?

It’s just a few things from Office Depot and Staples

That’s it, I’ll be right back, I’ll be right back

He’s only comfortable with complete control and authority

They should invent something for guys with this kind of affliction

Like a VR system where he can believe he’s in a perpetual state

Of giving you a tour of his house

When he says, «how long you in town?»

He thinks his vibe is all Don Draper

But really it’s more Hertz Rent-a-Car

Vroom vroom

CHRIS FLEMING: Are we done here?

BRIAN HEVERON-SMITH: I think they need to hear it one more time

FLEMING: Do you guys mind singing it for me?

LAQUANDRA SEYMORE: Where you gonna be?

FLEMING: I dunno, something about tonight… I just feel like dancing!

It’s just a wildly unlikeable guy

You’re fine, you’re fine, you’re fine

It’s just a wildly unlikeable guy

You’re fine, you’re fine, you’re fine